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December 13, 2004

Star Wars X: The Return of the Missile Defense Shield

The rich fantasy life of neoconservatives continues to be funded heavily by the American people despite the fact that the damn thing doesn't work when it rains. (via Oliver Willis)

So as long as they don't try to lob missiles at us during a storm, we're all set.

Except there is one other problem, we don't know if the thing will actually work when the sun is shining either. It appears that the research on the missile defense shield being conducted at MIT may have been fraudulent.

And this being Team Bush, the Pentagon has now classified all of the work done at MIT so that noone can investigate.

Thanks to all of you Bush voters for saddling us with this.

Posted by Carla at December 13, 2004 02:55 PM