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December 30, 2004

The new face of evil

The scourge of baseball (also known as the New York Yankees) have reportedly signed Randy Johnson. The deal is contingent on a few minor hitches..none of which should botch it up.

Johnson,41, is a five time Cy Young Award winner.

Johnson used to play for my beloved Seattle Mariners..back in the day. I went to one of his first starts. He was wild as hell but he could throw really hard. We were seated in a luxury box over home plate. Johnson threw a fastball that went high and hit the backstop. The thud from the impact echoed in the Kingdome (yeah...that long ago) and I think the batter wet himself.

With this signing, Johnson's move to the Dark Side is now complete.

I hope the Mariners light him up like a Christmas tree. (We've acquired some decent bats, finally).

Posted by Carla at December 30, 2004 03:16 PM