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April 22, 2005

Most popular stories on CNN

Refreshed every 20 minutes, but here's the headlines this Friday morning:

1 Woman who claimed to find finger in chili arrested
2 Jackson defense scores victories
3 Paula Abdul: I'm 'not addicted to pills'
4 Death penalty affirmed for sniper mastermind John Allen Muhammad
5 Police: Missing 18th-century violin turned in
6 Bush nominates Pace for Joint Chiefs of Staff
7 Police: Teen faked BMW theft to buy Bentley
8 Japanese PM apologizes for war
9 Hastert: Democrats protecting their own
10 Review: 'Interpreter' a terrific thriller

Most neglected and -- how bizarre! -- most important stories of the week to my mind:

1 Patterns of Global Terrorism Report Cancelled
2 US protecting -- Osama's privacy?
3 The silent scream of numbers

And they'll call me a hell-bound cheese-eating non-troop-supporting tree-hugging Communist Anti-Christian surrender monkey traitor. And a Methodist. Wait, I'm wrong -- "librul". That's what they'll say. Means the same thing, takes only 2 syllables, and everyone knows what it really means.

Posted by Jeff at April 22, 2005 08:26 AM