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April 22, 2005

Okay, follow the bouncing falafel!

Fox shouting-head Bill O'Reilly sexually harasses associate producer Andrea Mackris. She sues. Bill or his management see that he will lose, and the longer it drags on the more it will cost, so the best thing is end it quickly.

Mackris' representation says, "We're thinking of a number. And put it this way -- you haven't seen so many zeroes lined up since -- your next book signing! ha ha ha hahahahahahaha!!!!"

Seriously, Bill either has a book on the way or has just put one into rush production in time for Christmas 2005 gift-giving. Why?

Mackris can't reveal the amount she just got, but this might give a clue -- she "recently purchased an Upper West Side condo for $809,500, according to deed-transfer records."

Posted by Jeff at April 22, 2005 07:48 AM