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May 11, 2005

Back in black!

The Florida trip now is over, but not forgotten (travelling with one's elderly parents is a living Seinfeld episode), and I'm back with a few items you may have missed:

Why Haven't They Handcuffed Jennifer Wilbanks And Thrown Her In Jail Already? As Ben asks, "What on earth is wrong with these white, Christian, heterosexual families?" Too uptight about sex, I say. They're in serious need of an Orgasm Day celebration; maybe monthly.

Sweet Zombie Jesus - This looks more like a missile than a Jesus-fish. Must be by design.

"People skipping work to go see "Revenge of the Sith" costs employers $627 million, according to Department of Made-Up Statistics Pulled out of My Ass" - Fark's best headline today

Posted by Jeff at May 11, 2005 01:08 PM