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May 31, 2005

Damn, it's raining weirdness!

It's some weird-wild stuff coming down today:

Dick Cheney is offended by Amnesty International criticism -- and since Cheney is Mr. Opposite -- up-is-down; increased violence in Iraq proves we're winning; Amnesty was right about Saddam's abuses when it was convenient to our case for invasion -- wait, I'm gettin' a headache, and nauseous, too.

Paris Hilton gets engaged to a guy named Paris. Newlywed sur-reality show to follow, no doubt.

Something in the Florida Water Dept. #97: Two men disappear. Each was last known to be with the same police officer.

So, with all this, is it any wonder that even the Mark of the Beast's '666' has been devalued to '616'? Oh, the humanity...!

Posted by Jeff at May 31, 2005 10:35 AM