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June 28, 2005

Skip the speech, read the transcription now!

Not sure what W can do to fire up the base anymore, but he's about to give it a go tonight. Rove probably has him running down the talking points all day today.

I'm sure it will be something like:

"brave soldiers here got my back
you're with us or with the terr'ists
9/11
Praise Jesus
freedom is on the march
stay the course
buy stuff or you're the enemy
Hillary Clinton
9/11
freedom isn't free
new nucular weapons
Amurka held hostage
Iran, you're next
we will make no distinction between terr'ists and those who harbor terr'ists (except Pakistan or them other 'stans)
Osama bin Laden
Steroids!
patriot act
9/11
homeland security
thousand points of light
Zarqawi
liberals
Hitler
Democrats
Mars!
liberals
Nazis
Jimmy Carter
9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11! 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11!"

See, I've saved you and the transcriptionist lots of time already. Watch "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas" tonight instead.

Posted by Jeff at June 28, 2005 08:51 AM