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August 01, 2005

That's Mr. Medal of Freedom recipient Bolton, to you!

W had to go and send John Bolton off to the U.N. with a recess appointment after all.

And I had such high hopes for the Jeb Bush/John Bolton ticket in 2008, too! I mean, look at this logo:

TBogg puts it a bit, ahem, more succinctly:

There can only be two reasons why the worst President in American history appointed the foot-stamping, tantrum-throwing, woman-abusing, serial-lying John Bolton to the UN.

One, he needs someone in the United Nations who, when we launch an air attack on Iranian nuclear facilities, will stand up in the UN and say, "What are you gonna do about it, pussies? Fucking Euro-faggots." while Condoleeza Rice plays 'good cop' and explains that this was something we "had to do" more in sorrow than in anger. This way the neocons can keep their five-year boner up, while one of their chickehawk compatriots plays fake 'diplomat'.

Second, the Bolton appointment is just another example of a spoiled rich kid who has spent his life being bailed out of bad situations without repercussions, refusing to listen to someone telling him, "No.". This is no different when then when he was told to report for TANG duty and then chose to not show up because he didn't get his way.

Posted by Jeff at August 1, 2005 12:19 PM