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September 15, 2005
Shhh. Be vewy, vewy, qwieyut.
They're hunting wabbits:
Investigators appointed by the Vatican have been instructed to review each of the 229 Roman Catholic seminaries in the United States for "evidence of homosexuality" and for faculty members who dissent from church teaching, according to a document prepared to guide the process.
In the spirit of fairness, I hope the Vatican's investigators will also be checking for evidence of eating the wrong kind of food as well.
I wonder how many faculty members will be burned at the stake for eating bacon?
For some reason, this reminds me of the line in Star Wars where Princess Leia tells Governor Tark:
"The more you tighten your grip Tark, the more star systems will slip through your fingers".
Chalk up another reason to be a Deist.
(h/t: Bitch PhD)
Posted by Carla at September 15, 2005 02:54 PM