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October 24, 2005

Count Bloodcount, at your service!

And so Halloween is upon us in earnest, and there's nothing more fright-tastic or scare-ific than how the news is about to get managed, tortured, and abused -- the better to distract you from any indictments! -- in the next couple weeks. Ready; set; SCARE!

FBI Papers Indicate Intelligence Violations
Booooo! The FBI's watching yoooouuuuu!

Britain confirms first case of bird flu.
What will you do, when the big bad flu comes after you?

Look Scooby! over there!
Osama Bin Laden Is Dead And Buried: Multan Newspaper (Pakistan)

And the undead shall walk the earth, fearing no prison or punishment in their re-animated state:
Delighted to be indicted: Congressman DeLay smiles in the face money-laundering charges

"Asleep yet?"
"Nope!"
"Well, ring if you need anything... cup o' cyanide or like that..."

Posted by Jeff at October 24, 2005 07:47 AM