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October 05, 2005
President-for-Life Sheelzebub makes supreme judgement
Your infernal majesty,
I am rather befuddled at our pretender-President's nomination of Harriet Miers. The woman's never even been a judge. George W. Bush (may God bless him) has stood up for fairness and justice by opposing affirmative action and promoting a meritocracy. At least I thought he did. Now I'm confused.
What are your requirements for a Supreme Court Justice?
Sincerely,
Wondering
Hey, Won.
People are forever asking me about old Shrubo. But he's done something that I can sorta get with this time.
Look, I hate affirmative action as much as the next fascist. Fairness isn't our strength. We thrive on being unfair, favortism, nepotism, bribery and other financial hijinks, and handing out jobs to loyal brown-nosers. In my case, blatant link whoring did the trick.
So I've got no problems with Harriet. It's high time that we got someone in there who did as they were told and stopped actually interpreting the law and thinking. That's very annoying to a despot. We've got golf games, manicures, parties, and speaking engagements to attend. We can't be worrying about some judge going all pinko on us and doing things like telling us we can't listen in on people's private conversations. (How else will I discipline the folks in the NSA who step out of line? Threatening to make them listen to random conversations about bunions and the neighbor's dog gets them on the straight and narrow double-quick. let me tell ya.)
Yes, I know some Democrats are freaking out over this, but most of them will fall into line, even if they do grill her. Look, even old Johnny-boy got in, and he didn't even bother answering any questions or giving up any of his prior papers.
Why on earth are you even worried about this? Go shopping and help the economy. Put it on your credit card. If it's good enough for the govenment, it's good enough for you.
Posted by at October 5, 2005 06:50 AM
