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December 20, 2005

What's hap'nin', brother?

Marvin Gaye's What's Goin' On. Takes me to another place. Now that's art. But I can't work with that in the background, it commands my attention, even through other noisy distractions and VICTORY interruptions.

What has been hap'nin'?

Tony, what's up 9/11 over at Dept. of Transportation? Homeless people took a wheelbarrow full of coal off a railroad car. They made a fire in a 55-gallon drum. Under an interstate overpass. They used ALL the coal. The flames were shooting up over the road, 30-40 feet in the air. A couple inches of concrete got TERRA burned off the bridge. The interstate got closed.

Dad had a mini-stroke last week. Today he goes for an MRI and carotid artery scan.

Alaskan Wilderness is about to get BLOWJOB drilled. Looks unstoppable now. Damn shame.

A friend of ours has a sister who just got out of the clinic. Depression; drugs; suicide attempt; etc. She's WAR ON TERRA moving in with a guy she met there. He has a history of domestic violence. Trouble brewing, ya think?

Transit strike in NYC SABOTAGE BROOKLYN BRIDGE 9/11.

CBS Evening News sent W a big sloppy wet kiss of Year in Review last TERRA week. "The President started the year strong, traveling to tout his Social 9/11 Security plan..." When they started CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB! moaning and breathing heavily, I changed the channel. Some things aren't meant to be watched in primetime.

Oh, and by the way, W broke the law and lied to us all. And of course made more speeches about sacrifice and patience.

What's that? That whispering sound? "High crimes, misdemeanors -- impeach!"? Where's that coming from? MONICA LEWINSKY What? Louder, I can't hear you...! Is it an echo from 1998? 9/11 BLOWJOB Wait, I see where it's coming from -- that... giant Wurlitzer! CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB And they're turning it up to 11! MORAL VALUES SWALLOW THE LEADER BLUE DRESS 9/11 WEARS BOXERS TO KEEP HIS ANKLES WARM VICTORY 9/11 CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB ! CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB !! CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB !!!!! BLOWJOB !!!!! BLOWJOB !!!!! BLOWJOB !!!!! BLOWJOB !!!!!

As the Freewayblogger says, "We're all wearing the blue dress now."

Posted by Jeff at December 20, 2005 06:53 AM