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January 26, 2006

Alleged Crack Dealer Uses Business Cards

Good ol American ingenuity:

Sylvester J. Williams, 21, of Leavenworth, was charged Monday with possessing crack cocaine with the intent to sell it, Maj. Patrick Kitchens of the Leavenworth Police Department said.

Kitchens said Williams remained in custody Wednesday on $75,000 bond.

He said police had heard for some time that Williams had been selling drugs in the area. "Then we heard that he was handing out business cards," the officer said. "In the course of our investigation we were fortunate to come up with one, and we gave him a call."

Kitchens said the business card had an image of what appeared to be an alarm clock being hit by a boxing glove and said: "For a quick hit on time call the boss."

This story is out of Kansas, where they're beating the drum on Intelligent Design being taught as science and Bush and other whacko conservatives are elected by strong margins.

And now crack dealers with business cards to lead the police to their door?

What the hell IS the matter with Kansas?

Posted by Carla at January 26, 2006 07:30 AM