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January 03, 2006

Spinning Jack

Republicans are expecting some very serious problems to stem from Jack Abramoff's new plea deal. Abramhoff pled guilty to three felony charges (instead of six) in exchange for his testimony about members of Congress and congressional staffers involved in a wide swath of political corruption.

What is a poor GOP to do when upwards of two dozen of their prominent members are about to face moderate to serious problems from Abramoff's testimony? Attack...Attack...Attack.

First out of the gate, Newt Gingrich:

"The question now is what are people going to believe about this convicted man's testimony."--Gingrich, CSpan's Washington Journal, 1/3/06

Oh that Abramoff. He's just like that French loving sissy boy David Brock. It's impossible for Republicans to break the law or be unethical. If someone says otherwise they absolutely have to be a scumbag, nosepicking, son of a castrated camel lover. Even if just a few short months ago they were breaking bread with the upper echelons of the GOP.

Tune in tomorrow when the rightwing hackosphere jumps on the bandwagon.

Posted by Carla at January 3, 2006 01:48 PM