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April 27, 2006

Naked Jesus and Homosexuals Send Baptists Fleeing

WorldNet Daily is just full of plums today:

1. Baptists are working on a resolution telling churches to urge their members to pull their children out of public schools.

"If you approve of a school system that is indoctrinating children with cultural Marxism and dogmatic Darwinism, devoting increasing time and resources to instructing children in the colorful folkways of homosexuality, and preparing them for a future as hewers of wood and drawers of water, by all means continue talking about 'reform' and children as missionaries. Responsible Christians, however, will plan so that no child is left behind."

2. The Catholic League is calling on the Oregon Legislature and Governor Kulongoski to protest the publication in the U of O student newspaper The Insurgent of 12 provocative cartoons of Jesus in response to a rival student newspaper's publication of Muhammad cartoons.

"The March edition of the Insurgent ... was one of the most obscene assaults on Christianity I have ever seen," [William Donohue, president of the Catholic League] said in a statement. "To make sure that the persons I wrote to understand how vile this attack was, I sent a photocopy of the two most offensive graphics: one was a depiction of a naked Jesus on the cross with an erection; the other, titled 'Resurrection,' showed a naked Jesus kissing another naked man, both sporting erections."

The Oregon Daily Emerald editor offered this explanation for the publication of the cartoons:

"The Insurgent editorial indicates a desire to show Americans why the original cartoons were so offensive to the Muslim world. According to the editorial, 'What is "not a big deal" in the US (sic) is apparently a humongous big deal to others. Why should we assume it would not be?'

"However, printing home-grown cartoons depicting Jesus on a cross/pogo stick or Jesus on a cross/hangliding apparatus are not inflammatory in the same manner as the anti-Islam cartoons, and therefore fail to produce the intended empathy from Christians to Muslims."

3. Christian students around the country today are celebrating the "Day of Truth," an event to counter "homosexual activism."

ADF President, CEO, and General Counsel Alan Sears sees the "Day of Truth" as an opportunity to express a different perspective than the "Day of Silence," promoted by the Gay, Lesbian, Straight Educational Network.

4. You can buy a wonderful book at WorldNet Daily for your children: Help! Mom! There are Liberals Under My Bed.

This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.

It's aimed at 4-8 year olds, many of whom are probably homeschooled Baptists with parents who are completely paranoid about the corrupting influences of all those homosexual activists and naked Jesus cartoonists in public schools.

Posted by Becky at April 27, 2006 09:41 AM

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