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May 26, 2006

Al Franken Might Have to Go Back to Comedy

A 16-year-old Indian prodigy may have finally given the world what it needs most: a highly reliable truth machine. 16-year-old Tricia Pasricha of Galveston, Texas worked with her father (who is director of the Division of Gastroenterology at the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston) to develop a machine that records the electrical activity of the stomach – an indicator of lying. By all accounts, the machine works much better than the poloygraph.

Can you imagine being able to conduct a simple test and thereby solve some of the greatest mysteries of our time?

Dennis Hastert would have to tell us the truth about his relationship with Jack Abramoff.

We could find out how Scooter Libby really learned about Valerie Plame's identity and whether Vice President Cheney or Karl Rove were involved.

We would have known long ago that Ken Lay was guilty.

President Bush would not have been able to mislead us for so long about our being spied on by our own government. While he was hooked up to the machine, we could even ask him what really happened on 9/11. We might have to hook Cheney up for this one, too.

And Pat Robertson wouldn't get away with claiming he can leg press 2,000 pounds so he could sell his magical protein shakes.

Posted by Becky at May 26, 2006 09:51 AM

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