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May 26, 2006

Jesus Has Returned!

My heart leapt for joy when I read this today. In the person of Dr. Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda, Jesus Christ the Man, our Lord and Savior has returned to earth and is now revealing spiritual truths long hidden by the formal Christian church (I don't quite know yet what this means for our officially crowned Messiah, the Reverend Sun Myong Moon).

Like the Da Vinci Code suggests, religion as we know it today has, in fact, kept secrets from humanity for over 2000 years. There is undeniable proof that further truths exist than what this film suggests, which have been hidden from the world for ages. The renowned singer/actress Martita Roca of ‘LOVE FOR RENT’ (HBO) can attest to this with great evidence, and has indicated she will not stop until the entire planet learns about these mysteries that are now being decoded.

What, you might ask, are these mysteries that Jesus Christ the Man himself is decoding?

[T]he same Founder of the actual religious system, the Apostle Peter, utilized deceitful mechanisms to keep the world in darkness. In fact, there is proof that the same disciples of Jesus of Nazareth, were responsible for the murder of the Apostle Paul. But there is more, much more.

And why is Jesus Christ the Man decoding these mysteries?

“My purpose," he explains, "is to close down every church so the true church can begin. You could say I’m leading the greatest reformation that has ever happened."

Unfortunately, there will always be a few who are unwilling to accept the truth into their hearts.

One observer went so far as to label the Mestizo Messiah as nothing less than a "false prophet" leading a "cult."

How could someone say such a thing about the Savior? How could they so lack faith as to consider him no different than other wacky self-proclaimed messiahs?

Posted by Becky at May 26, 2006 10:26 AM

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