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June 27, 2006

No More Nookie for Rush

That right-wing proponent of family values and virtue, Rush Limbaugh, has just been nabbed for possession of Viagra prescribed to someone else.

I'm shocked – not shocked he had a prescription made out to someone else, no. I'm shocked because Rush isn't even married and is (or was) apparently having sex anyway.

Poor Rush. First, no more pain killers and now no more sex. Not only did he get detained and questioned, but the mean sheriff took the prescription and may charge him with a second-degree misdemeanor.

***** UPDATE *****

A bit of humor, courtesy of Matt Drudge:

RUSH LIMBAUGH: 'HOW DID BOB DOLE'S LUGGAGE GET ON MY AIRPLANE? I TOLD MY DOCTOR I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE NEXT ELECTION'... ...CUSTOMS DID NOT BELIEVE ME WHEN I TOLD THEM THAT I GOT THOSE PILLS AT THE BILL CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY'...

***** UPDATE #2 *****

And then there's this, which everyone seems to be unwilling to talk about. Eeew!

Posted by Becky at June 27, 2006 08:36 AM