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June 30, 2006

The jokes just write themselves!

I predicted late last week that the ever-so-scary Miami 7 story would carry us through July 4th. But then Santorum chipped in his "WMDs FOUND!" media moment. And I didn't anticipate Osama's latest video release* coming out quite so soon:

"Ukraine! gotta love those scrappy underdogs! Seriously, though, the referees better get their act together after those early rounds. What else? Oh, right -- I been telling you guys for years 'bout that 2nd hand smoke -- whatcha think now? Huh? Ya feel me? Guess that's about it for now. Peace out with love. Oh, and death to America."

*Letterman-style translation; accuracy not guaranteed; but who the hell in our intelligence agencies really knows?!?

Posted by Jeff at June 30, 2006 09:09 AM