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December 11, 2006

Chuck Norris for President!

Chuck Norris has penned an article listing all the ways in which the ACLU is engaged in a war on Christmas and saying the organization should be renamed The Abolishing Christian Legacy Union. In response, WorldNet Daily is running a poll asking its readers whether Chuck Norris should run for President. His impressive qualifications for the job can be found at Chuck Norris Facts. Some of my favorites: Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people. There is no theory of Evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. And just so you know he has something in common with our current President, Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. And unlike Bush, who said things would be a lot easier if America was a dictatorship, according to Chuck Norris Facts, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Sounds like he's perfect for the job. He'll kick those terrorists' asses! Oh, and we'll all get to say Merry Christmas again!

Posted by Becky at December 11, 2006 09:33 AM