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September 14, 2007

An Irresistable Message of Love ... Well, Maybe Not

Remember Bill Keller, the televangelist who said a vote for Mitt Romney was a vote for Satan? Well, now he's back in the news in all his diplomatic glory, having just published a video message for Osama bin Laden in which he warns him to repent of his sins and convert to Christianity. It's such a warm and lovely message that I'm sure it will work and we'll be rid of terrorism forever.

Some highlights:

- He compares bin Laden to a "hunted goat," says he is "pure, unbridled evil," and describes Mohammad as a "false prophet" who also was "nothing more than a murdering pedophile who led men's souls to eternal damnation with the false religion he created."

- He describes Islam as "a 1,400-year-old lie that was born out of the voice of Satan – literally" and calls bin Laden a "coward" and a "tool of Satan."

No doubt Keller will succeed where diplomats and politicians have failed because, of course, he combines strength and straight talk with a message of salvation and the power of Jesus. Even those Muslims who rioted in the streets over Mohammed-mocking cartoons couldn't possibly resist.

Posted by Becky at September 14, 2007 09:29 AM