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September 22, 2008
McCains for Obama
Sure, old Mac’s got a fantastic last name. True, he’s acknowledged that global warming exists and torture is mean. And yes, he can take six men to the ground using only a shoe horn and length of dental tape. But as much as we’d love to share a surname with the most powerful man in the World, these things hardly qualify John McCain to pull this country out of our eight-year catastrophest and into a brighter, healthier, more peaceful tomorrow.So unite, McCains of the world! Because while we clearly have the superior last name, Obama’s no doubt the man for the job.
Posted by Kevin at September 22, 2008 08:16 AM