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April 25, 2009

Man, Now That's Cold

Send Dick Cheney back to Wyoming?

Sorry. They don't want him back either:

He could have a damaging effect on a state that is only now emerging from the 19th entury. Besides, he or his wife might run for office. If Dick Cheney were to elected governor, a huge wall would be built around the state, and all Wyomingites with liberal leanings would be thrown into re-education camps where Lynne Cheney would torture us by reading her super-patriotic children's books over and over and over again. Can you say "Ronald Reagan Is God?" I thought you could.

Well, it could be worse. She might torture you by reading her risible adult erotic fiction to you (Warning not so much about adult content but over-self-indulgent cliched writing. Lynne says it's not her best work).

Posted by The Chinuk at April 25, 2009 11:14 AM