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June 24, 2009

They're Turning On Their Own With Amazing Speed

FOX News (just a vowel movement away from the truth) made SC Gov Mark Sanford a Democrat … but just for a little while.

That'll learn him.

Turns out outsourcing isn't the ideal solution for everything, I'm guessing.

And Today in Type 2 Diabetes: via The State, Mark Sanford's love letters. Quite a romantic, him. Here's a sample:

Two, mutual feelings .... You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ...

Yeah, don't want to go into sexual details. 'Cos everyone knows Republicans have no sex.

You can read the rest but make sure you load up on insulin and have your barf bag handy.

Posted by The Chinuk at June 24, 2009 07:33 PM