« Hell Comes To South Waterfront | Main | Yes, much of it is about racism »

September 20, 2009

ValuMart Voters Heart Huckabees

Good news for Mike Huckabee: That political footnote known as the ValuMart Voters Summit chose him in the straw poll over everyone else, winning 64 percent of the vote, which enables him to do something, somehow.

Maybe he gets shotgun on the van ride home or something.

In other, more hilarious news, Mittens "Bland Ambition" Romney got zero percent of the vote. Yes, that's zero, as in nothing, nil, a goose egg, not a sausage, not a single nod from a group notorious for its credulity.

Well, that's what you get for skipping the conference, I suppose. Still, he can cruise on his looks for at least another ten years, I'm guessing – and that hair … longer than that.

Posted by The Chinuk at September 20, 2009 07:41 PM