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November 24, 2009

Bill Sizemore for Governor 2: Electric Boogaloo

Yes, he's back, the political gift that just keeps on giving, taking a break from playing martyr over his self-inflicted wounds generated from repeatedly shooting himself in the foot in is war against the eeeville teacher's unions over the past decade or so, in the election year blockbuster Wild Bill For Governor 2: This time, it's not Wild Bill For Governor Part 1.

No, seriously, he filed. Really! Stop laughing, I'm being serious here.

Apparently not happy with slandering public employees and helping to gut sensible public financing of education in Oregon, he wants to cap it all off by being the most pitiful footnote in Oregon electoral politics since Kevvy Mannix.

On the KPTV-12 news tonight the commentator relayed the comment Bill apparently said that the way things are going, he might have to run his campaign from jail, which is kind of grandiose – just because it was good enough for Lyndon LaRouche in 1992 doesn't necessarily mean it's good enough for him.

Moreover, I think if he runs his campaign from anywhere it should be from the asylum, in as much as he's been permanently barred from spending any money in politics.

And besides, Bill Sizemore applying for a job with the State?

Dude must be trippin'.

PS: Sorry about the worn "Electric Boogaloo" joke in the headline, but it just seemed to be something so right for something so retro.
PPS: Hey, Bill! Seriously, dude, thanks for stepping up, ya big meat rod. Here I thought the next election was going to be all dry'n'wonky. You bring the crazee!

Posted by The Chinuk at November 24, 2009 02:34 AM