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January 22, 2010

The All-American Basketball Alliance – Because White Men Can't Jump

They want you – if you can bust a bucket.

But only if you're white.

And only if you were the child of two Caucasian, American parents.

But don't call them racist, yo. It's just the way they roll:

“There’s nothing hatred about what we’re doing,” [said AABA Commissioner Don "Moose" Lewis] “I don’t hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here’s a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like.”

Great. Now some imbecile wants to pare b-ball down to Stuff White People Like.

I'm offended, yes. I'm trying to be appalled, but I just can't stop laughing at these twits.

Did you have to be told that the 12 cities the AABA wants to set up in are in Dixie?

No, no you didn't.

Thanks, Moose, for being such Neanderthal embarrassment to white people.

No disrespect meant toward Neanderthals, of course.

Posted by The Chinuk at January 22, 2010 09:54 AM